Oh, I love trash. As long as it’s liberal/moderate trash. The Post and FOX News are scum-sucking right-wing bottom feeders that belong on the bottom of the Great Kills dump. Check out today’s Daily News cover:
Memo to Photo: Get a picture of the two a’them blond broads lookin’ pissy. That shit’s HoTt. Signed, Mort Zuckerman
Or how about this pixel a’porn:
OOH! HE ALL DOIN’ IT WITH HIS WIFE! DAMN!
Truthfully, it makes me so happy to see a cool cat like Obama and his awesome lady Michelle “making whoopee and meaning it,” as Whoopi Goldberg put it. (Quote courtesy of my friend MarkRickSteve, who saw Whoopi on “The View,” I think, on November 5.)
Did YOU KNOW Josh Brolin was A GOONIE before he was the star of W.? You do now! WOOT
And does Ted Haggard give love (of God) a bad name? Vote in this poll!
What a foul, hideous beast of a man Ted Haggard is. Shudder.
Okay, enough junk food, kidz. Here’s some grade-A prime rib from WaPo: Neil Gaiman wins the John A. Newberry award for The Graveyard Book, which you really, absolutely, positively must and should read. (I think that bit about Neil’s “ex-wife” is a gaffe, however.)
That’s a wrap. Tune in tomorrow for Disney Dachas and probably some more busting on Ted Haggard.
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